Police recently pulled over a driver with eyes much bigger than his stomach.
When the officer got to the window for a routine traffic stop, he noticed a green, leafy ring around the driver’s mouth.
As it turned out, he wasn’t having a salad while driving.
After a brief search, the cop found the rest the weed the driver couldn’t choke down in time. Some salad dressing probably would have helped, though.
“Looks like I’m going to jail,” he said through a partially full mouth.